Adverts
HERBASHINE!
Yes, another hair advert… You may have seen it, you may not. It goes a little like this:
Got sh*t hair?
Want shiny hair?
Think bamboo extract will help?
Able to get over the term “herbashine”?
Buy this.
If anyone could mistake this for science then it is probably a good argument for capital punishment. I just have these questions:
How can bamboo help anything (unless you’re a panda)?
Which eejit thought up the word herbashine?
Can I come to the next product meeting?
Here’s an Italian youtube video about it, for those who care. It would seem no one has felt the need to put the English version up.
Over and out.
Hair adverts
Has anyone seen a hair advert where it is claimed that the product will make your hair 100% more shiny? They just make me laugh every time. How ridiculous, how can anyone measure the shininess of hair, and even if you can, what does this statement actually mean to anyone who sees the ad? As far as I know, there is not a scale for hair shininess.